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Company Secretarial Assistant Manager.My professional services client is seeking to recruit a Company Secretarial Assistant Manager to join a busy and high-performing team.You will join a dedicated team delivering high-quality company secretarial services to a varied portfolio of corporate clients a

Land Manager or Senior Land Manager.Hertfordshire | Competitive Salary + Bonus + Long-Term Incentives.An exciting opportunity has arisen to join an ambitious, privately-owned property business as it launches its own residential development platform, who we are exclusively partnered with.Having built

Job Title: Packaging Technologist.Join one of Europe’s fastest-growing nutrition success stories.Kendal Nutricare creates world-class nutrition for every stage of life — from Kendamil infant and toddler formula to Kendalife adult nutrition.We’re a family-owned, purpose-driven business with big

Inspired is a market leading, technology-enabled provider of energy and sustainability solutions in the UK - supporting businesses to transition to net zero carbon and manage their response to climate change.Established in 2000, we became the first publicly quoted advisor following a successful AIM

This is an opportunity to work closely with senior decision-makers on one of the most commercially important shifts facing modern organisations: how to apply AI and digital transformation thinking in ways that improve business performance, leadership decision-making, and long-term growth.In this rol

Location: Remote – couple of days a month, or more (flexible), in the office in the South West of England or London.This is an exciting opportunity to work you will work in a customer centric environment with a team of instructional designers, assessment specialists, delivery partners and marketin

Senior AI Engineer (GenAI) — Contract.Mid Sussex (hybrid, 3 days on-site per week).We're looking for an experienced GenAI Engineer to design and build AI-powered applications on top of Large Language Models and modern AI frameworks.You'll take solutions from concept through to scalable, production

Pharma Integrity is a leading provider of healthcare compliance services to pharmaceutical companies advertising prescription medicines in Ireland, the UK and Europe.We work with clients predominantly based in Ireland and the UK, as well as Global organisations based in Europe, to provide expert adv

Ready for your next career move? With continued business growth and a strong pipeline of new projects, Veramed is creating new opportunities for Statistical Programmers to work on innovative studies, expand their skills and advance their careers within a supportive, specialist CRO.We have multiple e

Senior Director, External Science Engagement Strategy Lead.Remote, UK (occasional travel to London/ Cambridge may be required).The Senior Director, External Science Engagement Strategy Lead supports the ORD Strategy - Academic Partnerships mission of driving and integrating insights, biosamples, cap

Exclusive to Kitson Associates .Senior Quantity Surveyor Staffordshire.Up to £70,000 + Bonus + Car Allowance + Benefits.Our client is a well-established and growing housing developer delivering high-quality affordable homes across the Midlands.Due to continued growth, they are seeking an experien

Head of Operations – EV Charging.UK-wide | Remote | £80,000–£110,000 base + package.Location Flexible across the UK.This is not a role for someone looking to inherit an established operation.UK operations function of a major new EV charging business — from the ground up.With a significant po

Hiring: SAP Payroll & Time Advisor.Broughton (Hybrid – 4 Days Onsite).Our client is seeking an experienced.HR and Payroll team, supporting payroll operations and HR administration while delivering excellent customer service.Process payroll and time-related transactions accurately within agreed SLA

You will be responsible for helping manage the day-to-day operations across our two sister DTC ecommerce brands — one focused on dogs and one focused on cats.You’ll work closely with the founders across customer support, suppliers, inventory, supply chain, new product development, Shopify issues

Henderson Drake is partnering with a OneStream specialist consultancy to find a Senior Consultant for their managed services practice.This isn't a traditional support function focused on closing tickets.The work is structured around continuous platform improvement, advisory-led engagement, and helpi

Freyr is a global Regulatory Solutions and Services organization supporting Life Sciences companies across Regulatory Affairs, Clinical, Safety, and Compliance.We partner with leading pharmaceutical, biotechnology, and medical device companies, delivering end-to-end regulatory operations support and

We are working with an award-winning national law firm to hire a Risk Lawyer to join their highly regarded Risk & Compliance team.The firm is seeking a qualified solicitor with a minimum of three years' PQE who possesses direct experience in risk management and the negotiation of sophisticated contr

Macdonald & Company are proud to be partnering with Wykeland to find a Head of Commercial Development / Development Manager to join the team.Wykeland have nearly sixty years experience of creating bespoke commercial, mixed-use and regenerative developments that deliver long-term value for communitie

Client: Consultancy, Public Sector.Location: Remote; occasional workshops in London.We’re recruiting for consulting business who are hiring for a Service Designer to work on a public sector discovery project.To be considered for this opportunity, candidates must have recently worked on service sta

Qualified Teacher – Primary or Secondary.UK-wide | £40,000–£58,000 per year | Permanent | Full-time or Part-time.Additional London allowance where applicable.Permanent full-time or part-time opportunities.Protected planning and preparation time.Supportive leadership and manageable workload.Fun

We are recruiting for an experienced.Finance and Procurement services within a large-scale transformation programme.This is a critical leadership role for someone who understands the realities of high-volume finance operations and has successfully delivered service transitions, operating model chang

AGR are working closely with our sister company, OWC, to recruit a Risk Manager to join their team on a contract basis to support a long-term project.This role will be responsible for the risk management of offshore wind projects.The role will provide leadership and oversight of risk management acti

European Society for Paediatric Endocrinology (ESPE).Remote (UK-based) | 18-month Fixed-Term Contract.The European Society for Paediatric Endocrinology (ESPE) is the leading international organisation dedicated to improving the care of children and young people with endocrine disorders through educa

AWS / Data Platform / Cloud / Security Architect.Our client is seeking an experienced Data Platform, Cloud or Security Architect to support the design of a strategic Unified Data Platform for a major UK public sector organisation.This is a high-profile architecture engagement that will help shape th

Are you a visionary with a flair for creativity and a passion for retail?.We are looking for a dynamic Retail Specialists to visit retail stores to transform our clients’ store displays into captivating experiences that delight customers and drive sales.As a key player in our team, you will craft

Woodfield Systems International is over a 100 year old British engineering and manufacturing company with experience in delivering high-quality fluid & gas handling solutions to customers worldwide.Loading Arms, Skids, Truck Loading Arms, Floating Suction Units, safe access solutions like Marine gan

People & HR Director (Part-Time, 15-20 hours per week).UK Remote / Hybrid (based in Reading office 2-4 days per month).The LeisureLabs Group is the trusted technology partner for the world’s leading fitness and wellness brands.The Group comprises two complementary businesses:.Software-as-a-Service

We are looking for an accomplished.Have the opportunity to work in the beautiful expat friendly island of Saint Lucia and grow an exciting business.This is a full time role to be based in the Caribbean with relocation and housing subsidy provided.Direct experience within car rental, automotive, mobi

RBW Consulting are partnered with a growing medium sized global Pharmaceutical organisation in their search for a Dossier Delivery Regulatory CMC Project Manager.CMC Regulatory Project Manager.CMC submission documents for global regulatory filings.Manage CMC dossier trackers, timelines, and document

Senior Project Manager – Major Project.An exceptional opportunity has arisen for an experienced Senior Project Manager to join a leading Tier One main contractor on a major, business-critical project in Suffolk.You will take a key leadership role within a high-performing delivery team, overseeing

Head of Proposition and Commercial Strategy | European C&I Solar | Remote UK.Remote, United Kingdom (regular European travel).Head of Proposition and Commercial Strategy.A pan-European commercial and industrial renewable energy platform, backed by a FTSE 100 listed energy group, is hiring a Head of

We are seeking a talented Mid-Level Python Developer to join our growing technology team.This is an excellent opportunity for a developer with strong Python expertise and hands-on AWS experience to build and enhance cloud-native applications, integrations, and automation solutions.You will work clos

Fundraising Events & Community Manager.Flexible UK remote/hybrid working, with occasional travel to our Highgate office and events.Help shape the future of community fundraising at Ataxia UK.Ataxia UK is the leading charity supporting people affected by ataxia, a group of rare neurological condition

Consultancy Project Managers, with a strong focus in both Private & Public Sectors.Our projects range in value from £6m to £430m and are with a variety of high profile clients in the commercial, infrastructure and public sector giving our Project Managers a diverse and exciting workload.This is a

Our customer, an AI technology company is seeking an experienced.This is an exciting opportunity to join a fast-paced technology environment and support the business as it develops and scales AI-driven products and services.Provide practical legal advice on UK and EU data protection and privacy matt

Hampshire offices + hybrid working options.A great opportunity for a Project Manager to join a growing team in delivering business critical AI business change projects for a professional services organisation.The role will best match candidates with experience in a similar industry with recent AI pr

Barclay Simpson have been engaged by a longstanding financial services client to recruit a senior lawyer into their in-house team.This individual will ideally have at least 7+ PQE and will come from a strong in-house team or law firm.The role itself is at the forefront of the group's centre of growt

Highly Competitive + Partnership Package.I'm currently working with a well-established UK law firm that is looking to strengthen its Partnership through a number of strategic senior appointments.The firm is seeking ambitious lawyers who are looking to play a key role in the continued growth of an es

Join our team of commissioners, to manage the review and delivery of children’s services strategic commissioning priorities.You will focus on delivering positive outcomes for children, young people and families who draw on our services, whilst ensuring value for money for NCT, our Councils and the

Are you ready for your next chapter?.Life transitions can be the catalyst for something bigger.Whether you’re navigating a career change, approaching retirement, returning to work, or simply recognising that your current path no longer aligns with the life you want, this opportunity is for someone

Project Manager – Healthcare Fit-Out.This is an excellent opportunity for an experienced construction professional who is confident managing multiple projects, particularly within live or sensitive healthcare environments, and can take full responsibility for successful project delivery from incep

German-Speaking Lawyer & Team Leader.Remote | German Language Skills Required.The successful candidate will have strong.QC, conducting searches, and acting as the main point of contact for the client.Lead and manage a team of document reviewers.Create and execute searches within Relativity.Perform Q

We are delighted to present an exciting opportunity for an enthusiastic.Pitman rota (2 ON, 2 OFF, 3 ON, 2 OFF, 2 ON, 3 OFF).The opportunity to develop your career within a prestigious luxury environment.A supportive and professional team.Deliver a warm, professional welcome to residents and guests,

Oberland is a dynamic real estate and asset management company leveraging significant market disruption to innovate within the industry.With investments exceeding £250 million in Gross Development Value (GDV), we focus on cutting-edge ‘hotelisation’ trends, reshaping the marketplace to meet evo

Corporate Partner | National Platform | Greater London.Equity + Onsite + IMMEDIATE START.Some moves aren't about needing something new.They're about recognising when your platform has stopped matching your standing.We're advising a national law firm on a discreet search for a Corporate Partner with

Employment Lawyer | 6+ PQE | Midlands | National Commercial Law Firm.If you are a qualified Employment Lawyer looking for high-quality work, genuine flexibility and the opportunity to advise some of the UK's best-known businesses, this could be an excellent next step.We're working with a successful

A well-established financial services organisation is seeking an experienced Deputy General Counsel to join its senior legal team.This is a highly visible, board-facing role offering genuine influence over legal, regulatory and commercial strategy at a growing mutual.You'll act as a trusted adviser

Head of Health, Safety & Environmental.Salary: Up to £95,000 + Benefits (Healthcare, Car Allowance, Bonus, Pension).Location: Central with regular travel to sites.Are you ready to lead a strategic, company-wide HSE programme that truly makes a difference?.Do you have the expertise to shape a proact